trend setter of the week!!!!!!!!!!

trend setter of the week

this blog goes out to the trend setter of the week. Geoffrey newton. Geoff had started the whole Asian thing. NOW being Asian is cool. flannels are not just for construction workers no they are for skate boarding kids too. yes single handed geoff had brought about the revolution of Asian skateboarding  flannel wearing cool kids. If you bring a guitar to school you are paying homage to sir Geoffrey newton and no he has not been knighted.YET.... so the trend setter of the week is Geoffery newton!!!!!!!!!!!!

miley is bringing smokable drugs back

yes our little Miley has brought back the salvia not too many people remember salvia or have tried it. but miley has. sorry k-2, sorry dmt, sorry pcp you guys have to wait till some one famous smokes you. their fame must be cause of the Disney channel (miley blazing up). so what pcp needs to become famous is a little fruit bag to smoke him. So i expects everyone now to start smoking salvia cause that is what all the cool people are doing and stuff.
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little fruitbag

lady gaga is perfection

i am not sure if you peoples know this but lady gaga is amazing. lady gaga has taken the pop artist thing and made it artsy. lady gaga and her puffy shoulders. lady gaga forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know that we are young.
And I know you may love me.
But I just can't be with you like this anymore.
Alejandro.

She's got both hands
in her pocket.
And she won't look at you,
Won't look at you

She hides true love
En su bolsillo.
She's got a halo 'around her finger.
Around you.

You know that I love you boy.
Hot like Mexico, rejoice.
At this point I gotta choose,
nothing to loose.
LADY GAGA MAKES BEING MEXICAN COOL
name any other  artist that makes being Mexican cool. any one..... ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! carlos mencia no he is fat and dumb and tells the same joke.

BEING THIS COOL.......... has changed  lady gaga  
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta she once was but know is the mammoth know as lady gaga. some have speculated that lady gaga has a pee pee (wiener, beefhammer, cock, thingy, penis, axe handle, male member,) in her pants. but this is not true she is just so mighty that her lady thing has a force field in the shape of a pecker. This pecker shaped force field is used for one thing and one thing only. That one thing is to open up the package in on her dresses and stuff. cause those are dumb she is dumb.

how do you turn this -------------------------------------into that------------------------------------------

i guess being artsy and cool that is the price you pay becoming the mage of lace.

and stuff

if you use and stuff at the end of a sentence. Then you are cool like me and I am cool. and stuff makes you not sound intelligent but like you have more to add.and leaving you audience in mystery. and mystery is cool and mysterious. and being mysterious is what being cool is built upon. if you want to no be cool then leave nothing to reveal like Jesus. I mean Satan is so much cooler then Jesus. I mean if you wanted to go to veges with one who would it be. I mean come satan is veges. but i would go with jesus cause he definitely has a lot of baggage. the dude must be an alcoholic by now and stuff. time heals and what not but i mean come on son of god. satan is truly and evil dude and is a total figment of the christian church. but who cares about them? i don't know and stuff. see that you think i have more to add you are wrong. cause I don't care and stuff. ohh did it again and stuff. i could go on and stuff.

is will harder our god!!!!!!!!!!

is will harder a descended god from the golden halls. why? how? and WHO? are questions that are getting answered. why is will harder a god.
1. he has the body of a god
2. he is hung like a bull
3. have you heard his voice
4. he has been quoted saying "LIFE, life is not about love or compassion,but about compatibility and the ability to procreate and stuff"
5. he plays bass
6. he just got a camera and he uses it and as already made an impacted on the tumblr community
7. if this was your tumblr you would be a god too http://thebreadwagon.tumblr.com/
8. will's sexual appetite is monstrous the only one to conquer this is no one
9.his name is will harder jesus how cool is that 
enough said about why.. how because his mom pooped him out after being consumed by monstrous pandas that's only goal in life is to make makers of gods. these pandas did there job and stuff.
Who is will harder you ask i will answer he is a god enough said there he is a god he is....... your god.

bow to your god, your god will. to praise your god, your god will harder, you will need one thing. that one thing is to stop using the word will as a nothing less then a noun. if you don't use will as a noun the you shall slice your wrists and then pee in the wound cause your god, your god will harder, thinks it is funny and brutal. to pay homage to your god, your god will harder, you must built objects house while listening to dying fetus. never shall the words your god be spoken the same. from now on it will be spoken as your god, your will harder.

i have got to poop bad

man i need to poop its not funny. but im lessening to wintersun so i cant git up or ill miss sleeping star. mike titar is the man will harder is awesome same with all the aarons i know.finally its over i can poop now.battle against time now aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amazing albums of tis life

OK..............there miny albums that will change your life.and i know because lissening to albums is all i do basically.ENSLAVED monument is amazing its an album that you wouldnt want to steal of the internet.In the back of the album its tells about what the whole thing is about. It is about finding the self and the looking at one's self to find true enlightenment. the album has opened my eyes. an other album is still life by opeth it is a consept album about a changling(a child cast out of society)that is kicked out and basically his name is a curse and has loved this girl melinda. he comes back to say"whats up" to the girl melinda.he has to sneak back in so he almost gits cought then he says "whats what." then gits cought but he takes over half of them out.by the way opeth is progressive death metal band so blood in every where.the end of the album white clusters the people of the town gather around for the hanging and they dress in white couse "he has no soul?" for some reason.any way the guy with the awsome voice has an awsome voice. that album is awsome and wintersun's album thats out not the new one.is godly and makes faces melt.greatness. the second track winter madness is mega hard to quantify couse it is super fast.jari meanpaa is increadable. obscura cosmogensis is greatness in a can. and they are german. stephen is a great composer and a amzing guitarist. he could crack the earth and make crack rain out. it's like good necroghagist with a flamco bassist.

novelty bands and emos and everything in between

ok so me and my friend go to him to tell us a story. wow what a great time.anywayz his sister is fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(but she is young so no bueno).but on other topics metal and novelty bands are really better then an actual band.that sentence sounds stupid but true to the majority of people.like those jerkoffs in gwar.(god what a racket) and slipknot (just a bunch of goth kids punk dukey pussiez jerkoff wiener facez. god crist jesus oden and thor i hate goth kids.I hate emos more tho......they are the scum of the earth and the must learn what non whinny good melodic music.I think if one was to blare amon amarth an emo's head would blow-up and their body would be inflicted with 1000 razors that appear out of thin air. So basically the damage this would have been inflicted would be done by the godZ of the norse.(because amon amarth is a vikking metal band).Novelty bands are easy to remember cause they are different in an unexpected way.here is a list of bands that i consider novelty but a good novelty not like the jerkoff Corry Taylor wannabes. ok

arsis,

wintersun,

korpaklinni,

skeleton witch,

exmortus,

swashbuckle,

deicide,

amon amarth,

king diamond couse of their statute in the metal world

cannibal corpse,

obituary,

but the n.w.a is the best rap group ever made.........and nirvana has become a modern joke that is a sad joke. kinda like avenge 7X cause they think they are talented guitar players.they are just an over played record company owned band that own poopy head hats.they are also just a bunch of skinny little emos.Wait emos have more emotions then avenge 7X.emo and there emotions is a joke i dont want to take suicide of the cabinet of interesting stuff so i woun't tell emos to kill them selves. but just to educate them selves on what life is and meaningless of an impact of them dressing like a vampire stripper(and that's just the guys of the emo society) has on the rest of us. The only bands that have my respect on the subject of emotions and the pain of life and of society are bands like AT THE GATES, or DEATH, or OBSCURA. I challenge any emo guitarist to take on me in a guitar/songwriting battle. (but that would be unfair cause i have 100,000,000

of metal heads that would help)plus emos basically use just guitar lessons (only somple dildo cords like g, d, c, and power cords.

this is a new blog so it needs many posts

poop!!!!!!!! hajh cynic and death are 2 of the greatest bands of modern times.They are just about as good as Bach on meth mix with greatness and put in a blinder with Charles dickens and then a little soy for the hippy/trippyness of cynic.death is THE all time greatest death metal band ever. they are the reason why its called death metal.It's like when the first guy dropped a log and then called it pooping.ON A DIFFERENT NOTE will harder in mega cool and will will become uber rich.back to something concussive to this paragraph.cynic is eternal enlightenment and peace in a band.with jazzey riffs and vocoder vocals and goddly guitar bass and drums.If a person lissens to something with the composer with no skill like todays rappers like t pain,kanye west and others.that persons head would explode and they would dump a beefbrick in their pants.but one must lissen to music with out judgments in mind.to truly decide what they like but it must be music not some guy speakin in a mic about drinkin and how hard life is for them [kanye west]. kanye west is junk and trashcan for gay furcoats.oooohhhhh and a gayfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jargen and stuff

jargen is crazy like chuck d crazy with malcom X. Jargen can kill you or git you high i found out about this today and i'm amazed at it.jargen is pooping in a jar then puting a bag over and breathing it but it kills you.You died from pooooooooopppppp>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!anywayz still waiting for the new wintersun album TIME.....come on jari its been 6 some odd years.god crist it better make me poop gold and pee water.the next wintersun album better make me rain and drop logs at the same time>thats why they call it time couse i just taking time.Come on jari i need to drop logs on command.