Wednesday, March 24, 2010
amazing albums of tis life
OK..............there miny albums that will change your life.and i know because lissening to albums is all i do basically.ENSLAVED monument is amazing its an album that you wouldnt want to steal of the internet.In the back of the album its tells about what the whole thing is about. It is about finding the self and the looking at one's self to find true enlightenment. the album has opened my eyes. an other album is still life by opeth it is a consept album about a changling(a child cast out of society)that is kicked out and basically his name is a curse and has loved this girl melinda. he comes back to say"whats up" to the girl melinda.he has to sneak back in so he almost gits cought then he says "whats what." then gits cought but he takes over half of them out.by the way opeth is progressive death metal band so blood in every where.the end of the album white clusters the people of the town gather around for the hanging and they dress in white couse "he has no soul?" for some reason.any way the guy with the awsome voice has an awsome voice. that album is awsome and wintersun's album thats out not the new one.is godly and makes faces melt.greatness. the second track winter madness is mega hard to quantify couse it is super fast.jari meanpaa is increadable. obscura cosmogensis is greatness in a can. and they are german. stephen is a great composer and a amzing guitarist. he could crack the earth and make crack rain out. it's like good necroghagist with a flamco bassist.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
novelty bands and emos and everything in between
ok so me and my friend go to him to tell us a story. wow what a great time.anywayz his sister is fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(but she is young so no bueno).but on other topics metal and novelty bands are really better then an actual band.that sentence sounds stupid but true to the majority of people.like those jerkoffs in gwar.(god what a racket) and slipknot (just a bunch of goth kids punk dukey pussiez jerkoff wiener facez. god crist jesus oden and thor i hate goth kids.I hate emos more tho......they are the scum of the earth and the must learn what non whinny good melodic music.I think if one was to blare amon amarth an emo's head would blow-up and their body would be inflicted with 1000 razors that appear out of thin air. So basically the damage this would have been inflicted would be done by the godZ of the norse.(because amon amarth is a vikking metal band).Novelty bands are easy to remember cause they are different in an unexpected way.here is a list of bands that i consider novelty but a good novelty not like the jerkoff Corry Taylor wannabes. ok
arsis,
wintersun,
korpaklinni,
skeleton witch,
exmortus,
swashbuckle,
deicide,
amon amarth,
king diamond couse of their statute in the metal world
cannibal corpse,
obituary,
but the n.w.a is the best rap group ever made.........and nirvana has become a modern joke that is a sad joke. kinda like avenge 7X cause they think they are talented guitar players.they are just an over played record company owned band that own poopy head hats.they are also just a bunch of skinny little emos.Wait emos have more emotions then avenge 7X.emo and there emotions is a joke i dont want to take suicide of the cabinet of interesting stuff so i woun't tell emos to kill them selves. but just to educate them selves on what life is and meaningless of an impact of them dressing like a vampire stripper(and that's just the guys of the emo society) has on the rest of us. The only bands that have my respect on the subject of emotions and the pain of life and of society are bands like AT THE GATES, or DEATH, or OBSCURA. I challenge any emo guitarist to take on me in a guitar/songwriting battle. (but that would be unfair cause i have 100,000,000
of metal heads that would help)plus emos basically use just guitar lessons (only somple dildo cords like g, d, c, and power cords.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
this is a new blog so it needs many posts
poop!!!!!!!! hajh cynic and death are 2 of the greatest bands of modern times.They are just about as good as Bach on meth mix with greatness and put in a blinder with Charles dickens and then a little soy for the hippy/trippyness of cynic.death is THE all time greatest death metal band ever. they are the reason why its called death metal.It's like when the first guy dropped a log and then called it pooping.ON A DIFFERENT NOTE will harder in mega cool and will will become uber rich.back to something concussive to this paragraph.cynic is eternal enlightenment and peace in a band.with jazzey riffs and vocoder vocals and goddly guitar bass and drums.If a person lissens to something with the composer with no skill like todays rappers like t pain,kanye west and others.that persons head would explode and they would dump a beefbrick in their pants.but one must lissen to music with out judgments in mind.to truly decide what they like but it must be music not some guy speakin in a mic about drinkin and how hard life is for them [kanye west]. kanye west is junk and trashcan for gay furcoats.oooohhhhh and a gayfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jargen and stuff
jargen is crazy like chuck d crazy with malcom X. Jargen can kill you or git you high i found out about this today and i'm amazed at it.jargen is pooping in a jar then puting a bag over and breathing it but it kills you.You died from pooooooooopppppp>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!anywayz still waiting for the new wintersun album TIME.....come on jari its been 6 some odd years.god crist it better make me poop gold and pee water.the next wintersun album better make me rain and drop logs at the same time>thats why they call it time couse i just taking time.Come on jari i need to drop logs on command.
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