novelty bands and emos and everything in between

ok so me and my friend go to him to tell us a story. wow what a great time.anywayz his sister is fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(but she is young so no bueno).but on other topics metal and novelty bands are really better then an actual band.that sentence sounds stupid but true to the majority of people.like those jerkoffs in gwar.(god what a racket) and slipknot (just a bunch of goth kids punk dukey pussiez jerkoff wiener facez. god crist jesus oden and thor i hate goth kids.I hate emos more tho......they are the scum of the earth and the must learn what non whinny good melodic music.I think if one was to blare amon amarth an emo's head would blow-up and their body would be inflicted with 1000 razors that appear out of thin air. So basically the damage this would have been inflicted would be done by the godZ of the norse.(because amon amarth is a vikking metal band).Novelty bands are easy to remember cause they are different in an unexpected way.here is a list of bands that i consider novelty but a good novelty not like the jerkoff Corry Taylor wannabes. ok

arsis,

wintersun,

korpaklinni,

skeleton witch,

exmortus,

swashbuckle,

deicide,

amon amarth,

king diamond couse of their statute in the metal world

cannibal corpse,

obituary,

but the n.w.a is the best rap group ever made.........and nirvana has become a modern joke that is a sad joke. kinda like avenge 7X cause they think they are talented guitar players.they are just an over played record company owned band that own poopy head hats.they are also just a bunch of skinny little emos.Wait emos have more emotions then avenge 7X.emo and there emotions is a joke i dont want to take suicide of the cabinet of interesting stuff so i woun't tell emos to kill them selves. but just to educate them selves on what life is and meaningless of an impact of them dressing like a vampire stripper(and that's just the guys of the emo society) has on the rest of us. The only bands that have my respect on the subject of emotions and the pain of life and of society are bands like AT THE GATES, or DEATH, or OBSCURA. I challenge any emo guitarist to take on me in a guitar/songwriting battle. (but that would be unfair cause i have 100,000,000

of metal heads that would help)plus emos basically use just guitar lessons (only somple dildo cords like g, d, c, and power cords.